Nicolas Cage is a weird guy. Strike that. Nicolas Cage isn’t just weird–He is an all time weird mother fornicator (Trying my best to keep it clean–My mother in law reads this.). If there was a weirdo Hall of Fame, he would be a first ballot entry. He starred in a movie about snuff films. He starred in a movie about doing kung fu in space. He stole the Declaration of Independence. He possibly stole a chihuahua. He married Elvis’ only daughter. He went to jail for a DUI and got bailed out by Dog The Freaking Bounty Hunter.