It's Thursday night, I've got chemotherapy pumping into my veins as I type this, and I'm watching the republican presidential debate. So far, Donald Trump has made a reference to the size of his penis and Marco Rubio is trying to morph into a slam poetry performer in a last-ditch effort to try and derail the Trump (or Drumpf) train.
I'm not 100 percent sure if I'm watching "Monday Night Raw" or a presidential debate. Either way, Ted Cruz is going to give Trump a Stone Cold Stunner and Rubio will take out that jabroni John Kasich with a People's Elbow before the night is over.