Total Packers · Feb 18, 2016
So Long Jared Allen, You Stupid Pretend Hillbilly
Former Minnesota Vikings turd Jared Allen called it a career on Thursday. He did so in fitting fashion.With a horse.
Allen played 12 NFL seasons. Most of those (six) were played with the Minnesota Vikings.
Was Allen a good player?
Yeah, he was really good, especially at sacking the quarterback. Allen finishes his career with 136 sacks.
Do we respect the guy? As a player, sure.
We’re not going to fawn over him like everyone else is today, though.
He was a shitty Minnesota Viking, first and foremost. What we’ll most remember about him are two things.
The idiotic calf roping
The number 69
Why 69, Jared?
Because that was his mentality. That’s why.
As for the calf roping, that was Allen’s sack celebration.
