Every team has a Pro Shop. Every team’s pro shop has some truly hilarious junk in it. These are their stories. Every week we’ll plan to take a look at the opposing team’s Pro Shop to find the most ridiculous, baffling products available for you to show your team spirit. This week, it’s a visit to Chicago for some Bear-branded madness.
The Chicago Bears, man. The clearance section of the Bears Pro Shop is littered with everything you would expect. It’s filled with items related to the 85 Bears, old Jay Cutler merch, a shocking amount of Jared Allen’s #69 jersey, and also, some baffling, indescribable stuff, like this business card holder.