Shopping with the Enemy: The Carolina Panthers have a fairly dull Pro Shop

I’m going to be upfront and tell you that the Panther pro shop is kind of dull. They concentrate all player merchandise in Cam Newton, Luke Kuechly, and Greg Olsen, they stay away from most truly weird items and without a super long team history, don’t have some big historical archive of craziness. In a way it’s kind of sad, as the Packers Pro Shop will brand anything because Packer fans will buy anything. Carolina fans need some additional appeal to their purchase, such as “good taste” or “functionality”.

Like, it’s kind of weird that the first and last letter here are on the sleeves,

but it’s kind of a fun anther to the question of how you would fit on the entire name.