Who’s making moves? Big Ted is making moves!
And his latest move is latching onto some of the Chicago Bears’ refuse.
Namely, defensive lineman Ego Ferguson.
While he’s got the name, he might as well be called Turd Ferguson, because that’s what he is. A turd.
The Chicago Bears don’t just release guys for fun. Their whole football organization sucks a fat turd, in case you weren’t aware. So in order to get released by a turd, you have to be a complete turd.
Enter, Turd Ferguson.
On the bright side, Turd Ferguson was once a second-round pick by the Chicago Turds.