What is that stupid-looking piece of shit, you ask?
It’s giant Vikings ship, which will sit in the plaza of the Minnesota Vikings new stadium. It will feature a 2,000-square-foot video board as the ship’s 55-foot-high sail. The bow is a 43-foot-high dragon’s head with Vikings horns and purple eyes that light up.
We’re going to pause right here so you can take all of that in.
Skol, Morons!
Hey, do you know who builds a stadium and then puts a fucking ship outside of it? A shitty fucking team that doesn’t have any on-field accomplishments to celebrate.