The NFL owners meetings are going on this week in Florida and more than just owners show up to these things. For example, Big Ted is there pontificating about his superior free agent strategy. Ginger Gap Tooth is there defending Big Ted and looking like Alfred E. Neuman. Fat Mike is also there, taking pictures and eating pies and other select desserts.
That’s right, the annual NFL coaches photo was taken on Monday and you know what? Fat Mike needs another chair.
Do you know why? Because he’s fucking fat.
