The Green Bay Packers are running that promotion where they allow fans to submit photos to win a chance to be on a game ticket during the season. This year, I had a hard time choosing between submitting a shot of my ass and a shot of the greatest Green Bay Packer boss and human being of all time, Ginger Gap Tooth.
Finally, I realized the difference between Ginger Gap Tooth and my ass is negligible. Although my ass is much better looking, Ginger Gap Tooth got the nod because he has a better job as Chief Status Quoin of the Green Bay Packers.