The Detroit Lions have their bye this week, so while the owner is cleaning out some of the trash in that forlorn place known as Detroit, the players are on vacation. Where do you think Butterball and his wife/team mascot Kelly Stafford are right now?
You guessed it.
On some beach, getting loaded.
Because if we know one thing about Kelly Hall — other than the fact someone bought those tits for her — it’s that this this broad loves the sauce!
The Keg Stand Queen has graduated from… well, never mind.