The Lions conquered the Packers at Lambeau Field -- and when I say conquered, I mean, like, decimated. The Packers suffered their first shutout loss to the Lions since 1970 when they fell 40-0. Not that 31-0 is much better because that's a nine-point difference, but that's still pretty pathetic.
Can you tell I'm trying to use a small hint of humor to get through this and mask my misery? Is it working? Humor is often the best facade.
I'm kidding. This is just football; it's a game. At the end of the day, none of this matters.