That’s what Green Bay Packers defensive end Datone Jones reportedly asked the police after they caught him with a bag of weed.
That bag of weed resulted in a citation, but also cost Jones the first game of the season. He was suspended by the league for the incident last week.
According to the Press-Gazette, Jones was cited at 12:29 a.m. on January 19. That was literally hours after the team returned to Green Bay following their crushing defeat in Seattle. And frankly, we fully understand wanting to get fucked right up.
Johnny Law did not understand that, though.