First of all, our condolences go out to the family of Robert Clyde Drew for their loss. But we also send a hearty round of a applause that family's way for the obituary they created for their beloved and recently deceased Dallas Cowboys fan.
Mr. Drew died last week, and his family doesn't think the timing was a coincidence with the upcoming Super Bowl LII being contested by two teams he hated. Check out these fantastic opening sentences to the obit:
*Robert Clyde Drew, beloved husband, father, and Papa, drew his last breath on January 25, 2018, mainly, we suspect, to prevent himself from having to watch the Patriots and Eagles in the Super Bowl.