There’s nothing worse than being stuck at a Super Bowl party without having the slightest knowledge about the game, especially in a football-loving town such as Chicago.
But because the Super Bowl is a national holiday and almost everyone participates, we’ve created a list of non sequiturs to drop into any party conversation and leave the impression you know what you’re talking about.
The key is knowing the right time to make a bold statement, then letting the others do the dirty work of keeping the conversation going. Once you’ve delivered your line, sit back and nod your head while the party guests marvel at your expertise.