Was Taylor Swift busy?
I could scrape a piece of gum off the bottom of my shoe and put a mic in its hand and that would be a more exciting option.
Of course, I am a Bocephus kind of guy and as such, you can take your new country and jam it up your ass. I’ll take that outlaw shit.
At any rate, the producers of that joke love Green Bay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews.
This year will mark the fourth consecutive year that Matthews has appeared in the Sunday Night Football intro.
And Matthews knows why.