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Chicago Police Are Pissing on the Packers

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Well, of course! The Chicago Bears suck balls, so why not? The men’s room at Chicago police headquarters now feature Green Bay Packers urinal splash guards.

I’ve always wondered if these things don’t actually create most splash. I usually steer clear of the urinals whenever possible because I don’t like piss splashing back on me at all. That’s beside the point here, though.

Chicago police are now pissing on these.

My question is this. Are those officially licensed?

You can’t put the Packers logo on something without, A. getting their permission and, B. paying them something.