We refer to Green Bay Packers tight end Andrew Quarless as God’s Gifts around here.
Why would we give him such a stupid nickname? Because he actually has the words God’s Gifts tattooed on the back of his arms.
“Great play, God’s Gifts!” we say almost never…
What is this stupidity all about? Well, this particular tattoo actually used to just read “God’s Gift.”
You know, like God’s Gifts thought he was God’s gift to the tight end position.