You remember Brolacher.
He is former Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher, but we call him Brolacher because only a true bro has a barb wire armband tattoo.
Apparently, that’s because he was going bald.
Which brings us to Brolacher’s surprise appearance on WGN this morning. It was a surprise not because he was there, but because he was there with full head of hair and then turned that into an opportunity to pitch the company that gave him that full head of hair.