And it will be all thanks to CrossFit!
Don’t worry if you don’t know what CrossFit is. You don’t want to know. It’s the stupidest fitness craze there is.
People who do CrossFit are somehow all brainwashed. It’s like they joined the Church of Scientology.
Once you get into CrossFit, then that’s your life. You must preach the gospel of CrossFit. You must make sure everyone knows when you are doing CrossFit. You must post videos of yourself doing CrossFit on Facebook when you’re done doing CrossFit, so everyone can be appropriately impressed that you have done CrossFit.