Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is a dork, but not just any dork. A Star Wars dork!
And so are the rest of us here, so we’re not going to throw stones. However, this is some serious shit. Rodgers has his own Obi-Wan Kenobi robe.
“These are not the receivers you’re looking for.”
He should break that out during the game. See if it works.
He’d probably have to be wearing his Jedi robe when he said it, though. And you know the NFL’s uniform police would never let that fly.