Let’s talk rivalries.
- You’ve got Beatles versus Stones.
- You’ve got Batman against the Joker.
- You’ve got Bill Gates and Steve Jobs.
Those are all lovely blood feuds, but in Chicago, we don’t care whether you prefer “Hey Jude” to “Satisfaction.” Nor do we give a rip about what’s going on in Gotham City. Nor do we ever consider who created the best operating system.
The only rivalry that matters to us is our Chicago Bears’ never-ending war with our neighbors to the north, the Green Bay Packers.