This is just a working theory, but it's got to be a little bit easier to get over major letdowns when you can kick back on your own private island with Paulina Gretzky.
Dustin Johnson has apparently volunteered to put this premise to the test, purchasing a waterfront home in Palm Beach Gardens, Fla., for $4.95 million.
The 8,200-square-foot home comes complete with all the amenities one would hope they would get for nearly $5 million, including five bedrooms, six and a half bathrooms, an insulated wine room, three ocean-view balconies, a swimming pool with a waterfall and grotto, a dock with room for a yacht and a small private island.