Golf Channel · Apr 27, 2015
Crazy person sits on 350-pound gator at golf tourney
This here is Donnie Kuhlman, the head golf professional at Fore Seasons Golf in Florida.
He recently came across a 350-pound alligator named "Spike" at a local golf tournament and did the only logical thing to do in the year 2015 - sit on it, take a picture and post it on Instagram.
But before you freak out, don't worry, as USA Today's For The Win points out:
Gators have a tough time seeing behind them, and the muscles that open their jaw are so weak a human could hold it shut with very little effort.
Sounds legit. Although I'd assume Joe Dirt and Chubbs Peterson would beg to differ.