The Boston Celtics beat the Golden State Warriors 128-95 on Tuesday night and, honestly, it wasn’t nearly that close.
If you watched this game and came back for a recap, you’re some kind of masochist. If you didn’t watch the game, let me spoil it for you: stop while you’re ahead. Leave. Never look back.
This game was a waste of everyone’s time, and writing about it and reading about it is also kind of a waste of time.
So I’m going to make this short.
The Warriors started the game behind the eight ball when it was announced that Klay Thompson and Kevon Looney wouldn’t play.