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Autograph seekers of the world please remember: Your seemingly funny request may scar a poor athlete for life.
At Thursday's Warriors media availability, David West was asked to recount the weirdest autograph recent he's ever had. Without a moment's pause, West had an answer.
"The weirdest thing I've ever been asked to sign is the inside of a dude's mouth," West said. "Yeah, he was planning on getting tattoos. And I was like, 'Dude I'm not doing that.'"
Luckily for Dub Nation, the culprit is not among them (unless the West-obsessed fan switched allegiances); West says the strange request came when he played in New Orleans.