Merriam-Webster defines a unicorn as “a mythical, usually white animal generally depicted with the body and head of a horse, with a long flowing mane and tail, and a single, often spiraled horn in the middle of the forehead.”
The key word in that definition is “mythical.” Unicorns do not exist — that is, in a world where the NBA does not exist. In this world, filled with otherworldly displays of NBA superstar talent, unicorns definitely roam among the ordinary people of this great green Earth. One of these unicorns currently resides in New Orleans, Louisiana. Instead of having a body and a head of a horse, he has a long, 6-foot-11-inch frame.