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Winning is fun.
Fun is good.
Without the aforementioned tenets listed above, sports would not exist.
Bulletin: The Warriors won a game Monday night. A surprise outcome was guaranteed given that the Warriors had opened the season 0-2 for the first time since Don Nelson last knotted up a fish tie. Then again, the New Orleans Pelicans had lost their first three games. Both teams’ rosters had been ravaged during the offseason. Thus, the over/under for Monday’s game was, “Honey, do we have ‘Ishtar’ on DVD?