When I was a kid, I had a friend named Chad who I loved hanging out with. Partly I liked hanging out with him because he was nice and a lot of fun and we had shared interests. But mostly I liked hanging out with him because he had the best snack room in the history of childhood, some cool dogs, and a Nerf weapons collection that would make the military look pathetic.
We all had that friend. And now Klay Thompson is that friend.
Yes, the Golden State Warriors All-Star guard isn’t just shooting basketballs, he’s also shooting delightful foam missiles.