Oh, what a happy day!
So, I'm going to keep this short because I'm running out the door to go watch some sloppy college basketball at my favorite local hole-in-the-wall-watering-hole.
Today is a great day. Today is a momentous day.
Why? You ask?
Today we witness the holy union of FIRST DAY OF MARCH MADNESS and ST. PATRICK'S DAY aka, "All y'all bartenders in midtown Manhattan are gonna make some frickin mooooooonnnneeeeeyy today."
What could be more perfect than an army of truant office workers clashing with a horde of drunken, green-covered nineteen year-olds?