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Guess who's hosting a TV show for kids? Hint: He's the anti-Stephen Curry

It was a fairly quite morning around the newsroom until we stumbled across this little nugget from heaven:

Gronk is coming to Nickelodeon!(Be still, our hearts.)Rob Gronkowski, the New England Patriots' frat-boy-in-pads tight end, will host a show on the network devoted to childrens programming, according to multiple reports.Carolina Panthers quarterback Cam Newton is also getting a Nickelodoen show, called "All In," in which, the Associated Press notes, the league's reigning MVP takes kids on dream-fulfilling journeys.But back to Gronk:Scheduled to debut later this year, his show purportedly will not involve booze or women, or the combination of booze and women, which would be Gronk's dream-fulfilling journey.