Last night in What Did Draymond Do This Time?, America’s least favorite power forward decided to make himself into a “Wipeout” obstacle and — OOPSIE DAISY! — earholed Suns center Jusuf Nurkiu0107 with a 360-degree forearm shiver. The resulting flagrant-2 foul got Draymond Green swiftly ejected from a game that the Warriors were leading 65-60 at the time. And I would encourage you to watch the video of Draymond’s assault below because, as with every Draymond escapade, it’s both enraging and strangely hilarious:
As you can see, class, what we have here is one of Draymond’s Oh Did I Do That?