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Clippers getting wildly creative to complete heel turn

Maybe they’ll take the floor wearing lucha libre masks Sunday against the Kings in LA. With their weak new uniforms, they’ll need some extra haberdashery to pull off the mood they’re trying to convey.

The person’s name is Incompetentia, so anything said under this byline matters. The work in question is a staggering achievement of work through crippling boredom. And every team in every sport should have one just like it.

One what, you say? Incompetentia, which indeed is the Latin for “incompetent,” ranked all 163 Cleveland Browns losses since the team was formed from dust in 1999.