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Another day on the Durant-a-whirl, another substance-free rumor

They gave the Durant-a-Whirl another spin today. You’ll never guess.

To the Nets. With Kawhi Leonard and Tobias Harris, if SNY TV is to be believed.

Tomorrow, it is rumored, it will be the conservatory. With Col. Mustard and Professor Plum.

It’s official. It is now impossible to process the breathless reports purporting to know the location of Kevin Durant’s next landing space. We are Lucy and Ethel at the conveyor belt, chocolates racing past faster than they can box them, shoving the confectionaries in their mouths, in their hats, down their blouses.

Today’s bulletin, by the way, is sponsored by Sources Anonymous, practicing righteous certitude since Barry Bonds was a cinch to sign with the Braves after the 1992 NLCS.