We as a nation are narrative whores, at least where sports are concerned. This is odd, given how few of us actually bother to read any more, but that’s a grouse for another house.
But in the day and change since Kevin Durant became a Golden State Warrior, the Warriors became (and this is only the most popular and therefore laziest version) the National Basketball Association’s answer to the Death Star.
Which, as I am sure that you in Nerdvania already know, was actually two Death Stars, both of which were essentially blown to smithereens in different Star Wars movies, one by Luke Skywalker and the other by miscellaneous rebel ne’er-do-wells.