Option Advanced Stats Report: The Pitch of Misery

“Oh man this tastes awful....here you try it.”

It’s like we need others to experience our misery so they know exactly what we went through. We need others to validate that yes, it indeed was awf........ah hell you know where this is going so I’m going to just get it over with. For Speed Options only, here are the stats for Keeps and Pitches:

See? I told you it tastes awful. I was going to title this article the Pitt of Misery, then I saw...this. So why only Speed Options?