Hello and Happy Holidays, and please don’t take that as an example of, “The War On Christmas!!!” any more than I take people wishing me “Merry Christmas” as, “The War on Hanukkah!!!” Because as a young Jewish boy, I associated all holidays with types of food, not religions, which explains why I went into a deep depression when my mother told me Easter wasn’t actually a day to commemorate God blessing us with jelly beans, chocolate bunnies, Peeps, peanut butter cups, and colored eggs (not to be confused with white Anglo-Saxon Protestant eggs, which are the only eggs allowed in Donald Trump’s house).
It’s time for gifts (whether they want them or not)
