GREETINGS ONCE AGAIN, EARTH CITIZENS. IT HAS BEEN A WHILE. WE THINK. WHEN ONE OVERSEES THE WORLD AS LONG AS WE HAVE SOME THINGS TEND TO RUN TOGETHER.
ANYWAY, BY NOW YOU ARE ALL AWARE OF THE..... 'INCIDENT' THAT OCCURRED AT THE END OF THE DUKE-MIAMI GAME THIS PAST SATURDAY. YES, AS DIFFICULT AS IT IS TO BELIEVE, SOME OF OUR UNDERLINGS OCCASIONALLY DECIDE TO GO INTO BUSINESS FOR THEMSELVES. THIS HAS NEVER ENDED WELL. THE OFFICIAL STORY, AS YOU ALL KNOW, IS THE REFEREES FOR THIS GAME WERE "SUSPENDED". THE TRUTH IS..... WELL, YOU'D RATHER NOT KNOW THE TRUTH.