GREETINGS EARTH CITIZENS. THIS WEEK OF COLLEGE FOOTBALL HAS BEEN ONE OF THE MOST GLORIOUS IN RECENT MEMORY, TUESDAY NIGHT FUNBELT ACTION INCLUDED. THE COUNCIL FEELS WE WOULD BE REMISS IN NOT ALLOWING YOU ALL TO PICK TONIGHT'S GAME BETWEEN UCLA AND STANFORD. THUS, WE ARE RELEASING THIS PICK TO YOU EARLY. THAT'S THE GREAT PART ABOUT CONTROLLING THE WORLD: WE GET TO MAKE UP THE RULES.
THE REMAINDER OF THIS WEEK'S PICKS WILL BE RELEASED TO YOU ALL TOMORROW, AS PER USUAL.
#18 UCLA Bruins @ #15 Stanford Cardinal (-6.5)
Bears vs. trees? That's the latest Old Spice campaign, isn't it?