GREETINGS, EARTH CITIZENS. WE TRUST YOUR BODIES ARE NOW FULLY REACCLIMATED TO THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL TIME AFTER INGESTING 243.67 HOURS OVER IT THIS PAST EARTH WEEK. WE BRING YOU GOOD TIDINGS, AS THE CONTEST YOUR KIND REFERS TO AS THE “ASS CLASSIC” RETURNS. ADDITIONALLY, ALL BUT ONE CONTEST OCCURS ON THIS SATURN’S DAY, SO YOU MAY VIEW THEM ALL AT ONCE ON YOUR ICOSOVISION. IF YOU DO NOT YET POSSESS AN ICOSOVISION, CONTACT YOUR PRELATE SO YOU MAY BE IMPLANTED WITH ONE.
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets (-3.5) @ South Florida Bulls
The Yellow Jackets easily dispatched their FCS opponent last week and travel south to face a fellow adidas-wearer in Tampa.