GREETINGS, EARTH CITIZENS. WE ADDRESS YOU EARLIER THAN USUAL ON THIS WEEK OF GIVING HATEFUL THANKS SO THAT YOU ALL HAVE SUFFICIENT TIME TO MAKE YOUR PREDICTIONS FOR THIS WEEK BEFORE ENGAGING IN YOUR MINDLESS HUMAN FESTIVITIES. WE DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR DESIRE TO REVEL WITH FAMILY MEMBERS FOR WE HAVE LONG FORGOTTEN WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO HAVE SUCH A THING. BUT DO NOT WEEP FOR US, AS FAMILIES ARE A HUMAN CONCEPT WE WERE FREED FROM LONG AGO. SUCH THINGS WOULD DISTRACT US FROM OUR DESIGNS, BUT ARE GOOD FOR KEEPING YOUR KIND OCCUPIED.
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets @ Georgia Bulldogs (-4)
If I had to describe in two words how Clean, Old Fashioned Hate makes me feel, those two words would be VOMITOUS ANXIETY.