GREETINGS, EARTH CITIZENS. THE WEEK OF HATRED IS UPON US, AND AS ALWAYS, WE ARE DELIGHTED TO SEE YOUR KIND PIT ITSELF AGAINST EACH OTHER FOR MODEST MATERIAL GAINS, ALL OF WHICH WILL BE RENDERED UTTERLY MEANINGLESS IN THE GRAND MARCH OF TIME.
WE ARE, OF COURSE, REFERRING TO YOUR KIND’S “BLACK FRIDAY”. THIS IS TO BE FOLLOWED BY SEVERAL ATHLETIC CONTESTS USED TO DETERMINE TRIBAL SUPERIORITY. YOUR MEANS OF DETERMINING HIERARCHIC STRATIFICATION NEVER CEASE TO AMUSE US.
#7 Georgia Bulldogs (-11) @ Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
The weather in Atlanta on Saturday is expected to be quite pleasant.