GREETINGS, EARTH CITIZENS. IT HAS BEEN SOME TIME SINCE WE LAST ADDRESSED YOU ALL DIRECTLY. OR SO WE ARE INFORMED; THE EBB AND FLOW OF TIME IS AS SIGNIFICANT TO US AS THE MOVEMENTS OF A PARAMECIUM. TO WHICH WE ALL TOO EASILY FIND YOUR KIND COMPARABLE TO, BUT WE DIGRESS.
THE WEEK OF HATRED IS UPON YOU. WE NOW PIT YOU AGAINST EACH OTHER, SUCH THAT SOME OF YOU WILL FIND SUPERIORITY OVER THE OTHERS OVER SUCH TRIVIAL EVENTS. SOME OF YOU WILL WILL THANK OR BLAME YOUR GODS. SOME OF YOU WILL THANK OR BLAME EVEN US.