GREETINGS, EARTH CITIZENS. YOU ALL ARE DOUBTLESSLY STILL ATTEMPTING TO PROCESS THE FOOTBALL EVENTS THAT OCCURRED THIS PAST WEEKEND WITH YOUR FEEBLE HUMAN BRAINS. FOR WHILE TO YOU THEY SEEMED LIKE CHAOS, TO US THEY WERE BUT TINY STEPS FORWARD TO ACHIEVING OUR ULTIMATE GOALS. TO US NOTHING IS RANDOM OR CHAOTIC; EVERYTHING HAS ITS PURPOSE AND IS WORKING AS DESIGNED. WE WOULD LIKE TO SAY THIS WILL ONE DAY MAKE SENSE TO ALL OF YOU, BUT WE KNOW NONE OF YOU WILL REACH THE NECESSARY STATE OF ENLIGHTENMENT TO COMPREHEND IT. CONTINUE TO BE ASSURED ALL OF THIS IS CONTRIBUTING TO A PERFECT UNIVERSE, CONTROLLED BY US.
Illuminati Picks, Week 12: Prepare your minds for MACtion
