GREETINGS EARTH CITIZENS FROM THE RUMBLE SEAT GEORGIA TECH SPORTS BLOG. YOU HAVE ENDURED WEEKS OF OUR EXPERIMENTATION UPON YOU, AND NOW IT IS TIME TO REVEAL THE TRUTH. FOR NOW, OUR EXPERIMENT HAS ENDED. AND ONE HAS EMERGED AS A WINNER, TO BE GRANTED ENTRANCE TO THE REVERED ILLUMINATI COUNCIL AS WE START THIS NEW AGE.
THAT PERSON IS............. NONE OF YOU.
HAH! WE WISH WE COULD SEE THE LOOKS ON YOUR COLLECTIVE FACES WHEN YOU MERE CITIZENS THOUGHT FOR A BRIEF MOMENT YOU MIGHT BE ALLOWED INTO OUR INNER SANCTUM, TO SHAPE THE FUTURE EVENTS OF MAN.