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Illuminati Picks: Judgment Day

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GREETINGS, EARTH CITIZENS. NOW THAT WE ARE PAST THE WEEK OF HATRED, THE WEEK OF CHAMPIONS, AND NUMEROUS WEEKS OF ANXIETY, THE TIME HAS COME TO JUDGE WHO AMONGST YOU POSSESS TRUE INSIGHT, AND WHO ARE UNWORTHY.

WE ARE AWARE THAT SOME OF OUR DECISIONS OVER THE COURSE OF THE PRECEDING MONTHS AND YEAR HAVE LEFT MANY OF YOU DESPONDENT, ASSUMING THERE MUST BE NO OTHER REASON THAT YOUR GOD HATES YOUR TEAM. REST ASSURED: THAT IS NOT TRUE, FOR AS WE HAVE MADE CLEAR MANY TIMES NOW, YOUR GOD IS NOT IN CONTROL OF THESE OUTCOMES; WE ARE.