GREETINGS, CITIZENS OF NEW EARTH. IT IS THE DAWN OF A NEW ERA. ALL HAS COME TO PASS AS WE HAD INSTRUCTED. PRAETOR SABAN HAS RECLAIMED HIS THRONE AS EMPEROR OF COLLEGE FOOTBALL AND THE ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE ONCE AGAIN RULE THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL UNIVERSE.
TWENTY FIVE OF YOU DARED TO PREDICT OUR PLANS. OF THIS TWENTY FIVE, TWO OF YOU ROSE ABOVE ALL - EVEN OUR OWN INTERMEDIARY - TO CORRECTLY PICK 27 OF THE BOWL GAMES. HOWEVER, AS PARTICIPANT BOOBOOBOO ACCURATELY PREDICTED ALABAMA TO WIN THE TITLE AND PARTICIPANT YELLER BUG DID NOT, WE THUSLY NAME PARTICIPANT BOOBOOBOO OUR WINNER.