We’ve reached the highest of holidays here at FTRS. The Specialists preview. No 100 days prior to kickoff is more important, none worthy of such adoration and adulation (assuming those are two different things, we’re doing the whole stream of consciousness thing, no editing, real journalism).
We know who our punter is. That much is certain. Our touchdown-throwing, missile-launching, bomb-dropping, B-29 of a football player: Pressley Harvin III.
You will speak no ill of him, or I will Liam Neesson’s your [Aerosmith] (warning - explicit language in the video). I have the Stinger Pass, you never know if I’ll be sitting within earshot.