Folks, let’s talk about the ACC: it’s bad. Why is it bad? Maybe because the coaches don’t know how to win games. Who’s to say?
Now let’s move on to something not as bad as ACC football: El Assico, which ended when Iowa State, attempting to field a punt return, saw a gunner run clear into the returner as the ball hit him in the back. Never change, El Assico.
Unfortunately, the assyness was not limited to the football field, as the batting average for last week’s picks was significantly under .500. Congrats to Ched (who is not a Chad) and Clemo2121 for “rising” above the competition.