EARTH CITIZENS....... GREETINGS, ONCE AGAIN. IT HAS BEEN A WHILE. FOR YOU. WE HAVE NOTED IN OUR ABSENCE YOUR KIND HAS ACCOMPLISHED DISAPPOINTINGLY LITTLE.
BUT FEAR NOT, FOR WE HAVE RETURNED TO GUIDE YOU AWAY FROM THE DESTRUCTIVE PATHS YOUR KIND IS DISTURBINGLY DRAWN TOWARD. (WE DO HOPE YOU ARE AWARE YOUR CURRENT PATH IS UNSUSTAINABLE. YOU ARE AWARE OF THIS, CORRECT?) THE TIME OF FOOTBALL HAS RETURNED, AND THUS ONCE AGAIN IT IS TIME TO TEST YOUR METTLE.
WE WILL REPEAT THE CONSTRAINTS FOR THOSE OF YOU WHOSE MEMORIES ARE FEEBLE: YOU MUST CHOOSE AGAINST THE SPREAD OF POINTS.