You know the scene. A college football coach stands there, helplessly watching the seconds tick away, the fickle finger of fate pushing the clock hands closer and closer to the moment when he is officially a loser. “Gerry DiNardo’s headset! What must that poor joker be thinking???”
Take for example Missouri coach Eliah Drinkwitz, seen here as things slipped away during the waning moments of Georgia’s 30-21 victory over Missouri:
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Ladies, Gentlemen, and ‘Dawgs….what is Eliah Drinkwitz thinking?
a) “At least if I was still at Appalachian State I’d get to enjoy the fall foliage while getting my butt kicked.